This is our new line of tee shirts, some of which may be offensive to some viewers, but anyone should be able to find shirts here that they love! These are high quality shirts, designed by the crew here at Crossroads Publishing of Florida, and totally unique!
A Word of Warning
Be certain that you look carefully and be sure that you are satisfied with your choice of text color against the background color. The Gildan shirts only give you three choices of background color--White, Black, and Navy Blue. We have limited the text color choices on these accordingly. However, with the Bella and Canvas shirts, they are available in about 27 different colors. We have left some questionable combinations available, in case some customers prefer them. That's the problem with being a liberal--you want everyone to have maximum choice and freedom. If you cannot see the text in the little thumbnail on the Shopify page, with a specific color combination, that is a pretty good indication that the contrast is fairly limited. Look at the larger image. You can change the color of the larger image at the top of the page by clicking on the fabric color that interests you. If you like it on the larger image, you probably will like it on the shirt.
Tips and Hints
Click on the image for any shirt, which is linked to that shirt's page in our store. Links for other color variants are below the image, in the buttons. The Gildan shirt is a lower-priced shirt with coarser fabric, while our standard shirt is a Bella and Canvas shirt with a much smoother fabric which is better for printing. Prices range from $17 to about $30 depending on brand and size, and sometimes color. Shipping is set to free for all orders, at least here in the USA, and we offer discounts of 5% for two shirts and 10% for three or more shirts. Use code "Two shirts discount" or "Three or more shirts discount" at checkout. You can also have six months no interest through PayPal Credit if your order exceeds $99.00 and you qualify per their terms.
Holiday Cheer Shirts
Just in time for the Holidays this year, and great for you to wear, or give as gifts!
After we came up with the brilliant idea of putting public figures behind bars, it dawned on us that other shirts might readily fall into the customizable category, and the first one we thought of was birthdays. We would be happy, for a nominal artwork fee of $10.00, to put your image of your friend or relative who is having a birthday, on a shirt, and we will customize the text as well, so you can include name, date of birth or age at this birthday. You can specify any text you want on there, but remember that more text equates to less picture and/or reduced text size. It would be our practice to remove the background and crop to a tight head-and-shoulders picture, so be sure to tell us if you do NOT want that! Wedding anniversaries would also fit into this category, for instance.
Be sure that you contact us a MINIMUM of two weeks before the event, as it could take us several days to make the changes and then upload the image to the store. We would then send you an email or text when the shirt is ready to be ordered. Be sure to tell us in advance, which text color you want, and which brand of shirt you want, as we don't want to load up our store with nine pages of a shirt that will only be bought once or twice. You WILL have a normal set of fabric colors to choose from, which may be up to 20 colors for the Bella and Canvas shirt. Let us know also if you will be wanting any size larger than XL. We will leave the shirt up on the store for a week or two in case friends or relatives want to buy the shirt as well.
You will need to send the photo to us via email or facebook messenger (or by snail mail), and the money either by snail mail (allow extra time) or by sending it via PayPal using the email address email@example.com, or by sending us your credit/debit card details, including card number, name as it appears on the card, expiration date and the security code, and we would process the card through PayPal. Since the shirt will technically be available on our store for anyone to see, you must keep the image and text decent.... (We might be able to arrange other means for sending the shirt to you if you REALLY want to do something nasty....)
Old British Sports Cars and Motorcycles
Hence the British Racing Green background color....
Notice that the shirts below say "I" where the shirts above say "you." "You" might be more appropriate when someone first opens the gift, but after they start wearing it, we thought "I" might be more appropriate. And if you buy it for your own use, "I" might be more appropriate as well.
The Reverend Angel Dust's Tabernacle of Hedonism
Some of you may have gotten here from the Tabernacle's Live Broadcasts on FaceBook and YouTube. Any shirt purchased from this collection will result in a $3 donation to the Tabernacle's Equipment fund, to purchase things like the new microphone they just added to improve the sound quality of their broadcasts. For that reason, we beseech you to purchase lovingly and often from this collection.
We say it like we see it here, and right now things don't look so good, but they are looking forward to November! We are hopelessly progressive, Bernie fans in 2016, and these shirts reflect that. We had to hold our nose to vote for Hillary, but we did, because we knew there would be consequences for voting for anyone else. That election proved that the Electoral College does not work, and must be done away with! You can't lose by nearly 3 million votes, and claim to represent the country! The shirts, because we designed them in house, are unique, and you won't find anything like them anywhere else. And we know that 70% of you agree with us, at least in general! But we have selected specific incidents to object to, for the most part, so our shirts are definitely not run of the mill shirts. We will be adding a few pro-candidate and pro issue shirts as well. If you don't like anything here, please consider some of our other shirts--after all, we have a right to our opinions, and you to yours.
Note the new shirt featuring a corrupt State's Attorney. For a nominal art work fee of $10.00 US (plus the cost of shirt), we can put almost any politician, law enforcement officer, prosecutor, or public figure behind bars. We won't use terms like corrupt unless we are aware of verifiable circumstances that would lead a reasonable juror to agree with that term. But we can make a generic term like "Put THIS Guy behind bars." You can send $10 to us at P. O. Box 222, Worthington Springs, FL. 32697. Or you can use PayPal, where our email is firstname.lastname@example.org, or you can send us the usual info from your credit/debit card, and we'll process the card through PayPal. Send us the name of your intended subject, and how to locate photos of him--ie, what is his/her position, or send us the photo you'd like us to use. We will remove the background and turn it into a pencil sketch or something similar, to get around any copyright issues. This could become a cottage industry!
We have Tee Shirts based on the covers of of some of our books, especially our response to #COCKYGATE. One dollar from the sale of each COCKY AND HENNA shirt will go toward their legal fund. But someone might want to wear our SOLAR ENERGY shirt to a science fair or a solar energy gathering, and someone who is buying a car might want to wear our HOW TO BUY A CAR shirt to the dealership so the salesman knows the customer knows what he is doing there. And then we will soon have some other shirts pertinent to writing and publishing.